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Quoted from my fav website : Me: “Hi there, how can I help you?” Student: “I want to get a sample.” Me: “A sample of what?” Student: “What have you got?” Me: “What do you need it for? For class?” Student: “Yeah, for class.” Me: “Which class?” Student: “Social Sciences.” Me: “I’m not aware of any requirements for that class. Do you have it written down somewhere?” (The student looks through her bag and produces a piece of paper. She hands it to me.) Me: “This is an assignment to set up a small psychological experiment.” Student: “Yes! And I need a sample.” Me: “Do you mean participants? You want me to get you participants?” Student: “Yeah, the teacher said about 30 should do. Do they come to my place or do I have to get them from here?” Me: “I’m afraid that’s not how it works. You have to find participants on your own.” Student: “What? That’s ridiculous! Isn’t it enough that I do all the science?” Should have ask the subjects for my FYP from the s...

突然间很想写一篇很有Hwei-Ling的文章... (注:Hwei-Ling是Feeling的漏风说法) 成绩出炉了！ 还不算太差,本科科目还算理想 有一科没料到竟然拿不到A :( 有点遗憾 .. Pointer cukup makan laaa... 只是CGPA都被无谓的Wajib科目给拉下了... 如果扣掉Wajib,我的pointer可是可以提高0.07-8的啊！！ 他娘的！！ 下学期就只是本科的科目了！最后一个学期了！ 冲啊！！ ************************** 前几天都在PJ家里养伤 (算是啦) 普特拉再也12小时国际步行活动还不是开玩笑的... 我和二姐连上下楼梯，上下车，坐下起身都痛得 呱呱叫! 星期天坐杏仪的车去唱K时，我们的痛苦呻吟让她啼笑皆非... 右大腿的肌肉疼痛让我上下楼梯很 痛苦 ; 左膝盖的疼痛让我走路很 痛苦 ; 我多想就在房间里绕来绕去过日子! 结果，星期一时还拉着正疼痛中的双腿,腰部和背部到吉隆坡流荡~ 其中一个原因是要买回家乡的巴士票啦... 然后，既然都出门了，倒不然直接去血拼咯！ 结果咧~~ 一趟痛苦的BTS一游让我买了这些....: ^应该会是大年初一的衣服 (因为目前的结论是:明年的初一主题是 橙色 !) 可是，为什么我穿起这件裙子,感觉上好像 向横发展 啊？ -____________- 胖了胖了 ^也可以当裙穿! 明年可以在大学 kee hiao 了 hehe... ^前 成套的衬衫+外套。 爱死了那件黑色西装外套!!! 在新疆也有买过类似的,可是失宠了~~ ^旁 ^后 绑带的! I like I like!!! *************************************** 昨天晚上因二姐OT,不能载我去巴士站,所以拜托了下班的傻瓜B/W载我去LRT。 一路上没什么聊天，其中一原因是因为我非常不好意思又下雨又塞车地麻烦到他。 还好后来我们开始了一些习惯性超废的话题...哈哈！ 谢谢咯笨蛋B/W!不要再讲我没在我的blog讲到你! :w 还有,谢谢你的cendol和rojak面~ 到KL Sentral时,时间尚早,我随便找了一间吃馆解决晚餐... 一边吃一边听着吃馆播放很有Hwei-Ling的歌,再看着来来往往的过客... 再瞪着自己的行李:"娘啊！好重啊！...

Ah! I am bored! It's been raining so heavily in KB, Astro lost its signal! Surfed through lowyat.net and had a good laugh of the following pictahs. ^Haha! Six animals indeed! ^Expanding a formula? This reminded me a short incident during our clinic session with En YB before his paper. He told us to answer his question equivalent to its mark. (the dialogue would be funnier if it is in Malay :p) YB: Korang jawab lah soalan tu berpatutan dengan markahnya. Kalau soalan tu 2 markah, tulis 2 point; kalau soalan tu 6 markah, jawablah supaya berbaloi 6 markah tu; kalau soalan tu 8 markah, tulislah panjang sikit, boleh saya cari-cari mana boleh bagi markah kesian (something like that lah, I can't remember the exact sentence) Nee: Pastu, kalau markah tu banyak, macam 10 ke, 14 ke, kita tulis jaaarak jaaarak lah untuk jadikan jawapan tu panjang... *bling* YB: hah Lim, awak tulislah jaaaarak jaaarak, nanti saya pun bagi maaarkah jaaaarak jaaaarak. Everyone: HahahahhaHaHhaha! =) ^This...

'Stole' it from Karen Cheng's blog . Funneh :) ********** A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. ‘My darring,’ he whispers, ‘I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten… I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?’ he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, ‘I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls….. Numbaa 69.’ More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her… ‘You want…Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?’ *********** No silly! I want Beef wif Black Pepper soss! ...

Few days back we had a ' Melipat Burung Bersama Abang Raz ' session in the Biomechanic Lab. Haha he is just so funneh! =) Spending time with the technician boys is such a joy~ Although they are quite noisy most of the time. The first step is to fold the base. Kindly follow the bird base instruction for clearer view. Once the bird base is completed, fold the side of triangle like.... ^this.... ....to form.... ^...this. Repeat the same step at the other side until.... ^...like this. From here, open the shaded side of the folded triangle as shown below... ^...and get this! Fold it following the direction of the arrow.... ...like... ^this! Repeat the same step for the other side.... ^...and form this! Open the shaded side and take it upright. Then, fold the triangle/pentagon side down which will shape like a wing.... ^...like this! (It is really wing btw) Repeat same step on the other side of triangle / pentagon too... ^to form this! Fold the place where the red arrows pointed to f...

妹妹买了一本图文书（图画+文字的书）《五斗米靠腰》，作者是 马克 。 这本书主要讲述工作上的事情，内容很有趣，文字很滑稽。尤其他的漫画更让我笑哈哈，很残酷，但是很真实。 为什么我的题目是个臭话？让我来细细解释... 这本书里分别归类了在公司里好几个阶层的职位：老板，主管，基层人员和客户。 在‘老板’这个文章下有这么一个我相信很多人都曾经面对过的赶羚羊状况 （例子里的产品都不一样，可是状况基本上都大同小异） ： 作者负责做一本公司的册子，60多页。在好几天的加班后总算大功告成。在要送去印刷的时候，老板说要加一张照片进去。殊不知，‘只是加一张照片’背后的辛酸谁能知？（文章里写入大量的专业词汇，我背不起来，大概就是要冲排页数，彩页黑白页，重做Quotation etc etc etc）。 当然，作者有尝试跟老板解释，可是，越解释老板越听不懂，而且越听越烦，就直接炸出一句:"加一张照片 罢了 嘛~" 就因为这句无知的回应，作者默默地加了几天班完成任务。 样本印刷后，老板又决定不要放那张照片了。老板的说法:"只是拿出一张照片 罢了 嘛~" 接着，作者哭了。 请注意老板所说的每一句话。 “罢了嘛”在每一种不同的语言都存在，例如： BM - saja mah~ BI - only mah~ Hokkien - nia mah~ 我不肯定是不是只是吉兰丹的福建话是这么说... 往往，局外人不会明白当他们说出‘nia mah’这句时，是会让我们吐血，内伤兼伤肝的。你们可以自己回忆一下自己曾经被几句“罢了嘛”的句子炸到大大力...我自己有几个在大学碰到的: "Alih camera tu ke tepi sikit saja mah..." （移动camera一点,我得重新排过setup的啊！？) "Ajar diorang lah. Senang saja mah..." （那你知不知道我是怎么呕心沥血去取得这些知识的？) ... ... ... 想不起来了... 大致上就这样。 通常会说出'nia mah'这句话的人，我们都很会在心里大大声骂他/她 NIA MAH,原因无它，会说nia mah的人都比较欠揍。

Hokkien Q:Aik jiak hamik? A:Cincai. Hamik pun a. Mandarin Q:yao chi semok? A:Sui bian. Semok dou keyi. Cantonese Q:Yew sek mat ye? A:Si dan. Mat ye dou dak. Malay Q:Mau makan ape? A:Ikutlah. Apa pun boleh. English Q:What do you wanna eat? A:Anything. Laugh lah laugh. Me also give this kind of difficult answer one ;)

*I didn't state the place where this accident occurred. It happened at Langgar. Told dad about this accident. He said it's because of the road name! If at other place like Jalan Selamat or whatsoever, sure it won't happen. Yeah he got his point. Witnessed an accident just now when I was on the way to Maybank. I was waiting in the middle of the road to turn to my right side of the road, where in front of me was this black Myvi waiting to turn to Petronas at my side of the road. I felt weird as the place she was waiting has a yellow box on it and the road was clear. Of curiosity, I turned to look behind me where I saw a van stop behind the yellow box and no vehicles were moving at that time. When I turned back to wait again (the traffic was quite busy), she decided to turn with a very slow speed. After her turn, within seconds, I SAW a motorcycle slammed the Myvi, and the passenger at the back seat of the motorcycle eventually 'flew' on the air and slammed back to the...

Special date. 090909 090909 Once in a life time. I received daddy's sms on 9.29am (Nice Timing!!) informing us of their 30th Wedding Anniversary! And all these years I thought their Anniversary is on 5th Oct as it said so in their wedding album. LoL Congratulation Mum & Dad!!! I received a sms from Xiong Hui 3 minutes earlier (9.06am), and 1 minute later from Lim Tino (9.10am), and I received many more from other friends at different timing. Happy 090909 everyone! Although it is just another ordinary day in my life. LoL

It's been raining a lot lately in Perlis. I've been back for a week now, and almost everyday it's raining, raining and raining. So boring. So, I have no choice but to hang my washed clothes indoor. Guess! Which plate belongs to puasa people and which plate belongs to the non-puasa people?? (Believe it or not, the one with drumstick and fish balls is mine, while the other one with breads ONLY belongs to TWO girls who already fasting all day long. I am so paiseh!) And... Happy 52nd Birthday Malaysia! Happy Independence Day Malaysian! courtesy of Majlis Bandaran Perlis kot to distribute the flags at Bazaar Ramadhan at Stadium Kangar Mr. N should have one too because we saw his car (plat # WNL xxxx) there yesterday. Oops!

Girls want to control the man in their life. Ladies know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you constantly for not calling them. Ladies are usually too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Ladies are not. They use this as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Ladies ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Ladies make you want to come home. Girls fight other females claiming "you took my man". Ladies know that he isn't worth the trouble & no one can "take" anyone, he chose to leave! Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Ladies make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Ladies know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man, flaws & all! Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging wi...

....about red beans and green beans. There are 10 red beans and 10 green beans, with two plates: plate A and plate B. The first rule says that to put 5 red beans and 5 green beans into plate A, and the other 5 red beans and 5 green beans into plate B. Fine. Then, after some break, the beans are removed from the plates. And comes another rule saying that to put 10 red beans into plate A and 10 green beans into plate B. For some unknown reasons and circumstances, some green beans hop into plate A, forcing one or two red beans to shift to plate B because plate A is too crowded! The problem solver arise! Instead of moving the green beans in plate A and red beans in plate B back to their own original plates and left the existing beans UNTOUCHED, the problem solver comes out with another idea: empties up the plates, follow back first rule. Duh? Sometimes I just don't understand what is playing inside a human being's mind. Sigh

Another favourite quote of mine =D Paging Leonidas To The Front Desk Hardware Store | New York, NY, USA Customer: “Look! My friend told me I could get this type of hammer at your store! Now go get it for me!” Cashier: “Sir, I already told you… we don’t have ANY hammers back here that aren’t already stocked on the shelves.” Customer: “LOOK HERE. F**K YOU! I KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO SAVE MONEY BY SWITCHING OUT YOUR STOCKS! GET ME THIS HAMMER!” (At this point, I come to the front of the store, overhearing what’s going on; note that I’m the manager.) Me: “Is there a problem?” Customer: “Yes sir! Your employee here is not doing what I tell her to!” Me: “Well, you need to calm down and understand that we don’t have what you’re looking for. So maybe you should go back to shelves and check–” Customer: “F**K THAT!!! IT’S NOT THERE, OKAY?! YOU NEED TO F**KING GET ME WHAT I ASK FOR!” Me: “That’s it. Get out of my store.” Customer: “What? NO!” Me: “Sir, get out, or I have to ta...

Thanks for the dedication Kai Jie =) I'm glad I enlightened your day (Am I?) I was not a very superstitious kind of person. However, after I joined Akrab, I strongly believe in Karma ever since. Not only because I hope what goes around comes around, I witnessed it happen myself! Right in front of me! 报应 you say? Haha! So, people, listen up! Do not take people for granted, especially those who you claimed your friend. Do not backstab or talk something bad about other people. If you really want to, make sure you tell the people who will keep their mouth shut. Or else, do not say anything at all because you wouldn't know if someday THAT person will know what had you say. Do not twist and turn stories that you do not know from head to tail. Talk based on facts! Or else, shut up! It's none of your business anyway! Do not truly believe on what you see and hear without confirming it with the person involved. Again, because you do not know anything! Do not go against your common se...

As you can see under the 'website/forum/anonymous' column in my blog, there's one website Not Always Right . I've been reading this website for months now, and right now I reach page 120 and counting down. The website posts stories and quotes from all over the world, majority from the workers/staffs/customer services etc etc and a little number of customers about the misbehaving of the customers which challenge their patience and mentality status. After reading for some hundred pages and thousands of stories (I started from the last page, going upward) , I can't really believe that there's people so sial and hampeh and unbelievably misbehave, or the more exact word to express - STUPID . And YES they are so right - CUSTOMER IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT! Today, I read about this story , and by far my most favourite. Fighting Fire With Fire Restaurant | Belgium (A father is letting five kids make a complete mess of the restaurant. They’re ripping napkins and usi...

最近发生了一些事... 这一连串的事，让我发现到，原来我可以这么残忍，可以这么自私，可以这么固执。 奇怪的是，我并不觉得自己变得恐怖，变得陌生； 反而，我只觉得，我这么做，对大家都好。 我很想哭，表示我还是心疼的 可是，干枯的眼泪告诉我，我并不难过 我一直不断问自己，自己到底要的是什么 有一个uncle级的朋友叫我问我自己的心，我到底要什么 扪心自问，还是没有答案 我反复听着曾经让我哭过的歌 我反复看着曾经让我哭过的戏 眼泪还是没有掉下来 所以，就是这样....

往事不要再提人生已多风雨 纵然记忆抹不去爱与恨都还在心里 真的要断了过去让明天好好继续 你就不要再苦苦追问我的消息 爱情它是个难题让人目眩神迷 忘了痛或许可以忘了你却太不容易 你不曾真的离去你始终在我心里 我对你仍有爱意我对自己无能为力 因为我仍有梦依然将你放在我心中 总是容易被往事感动总是为了你心痛 别流连岁月中我无意的柔情万种 不要问我是否再相逢 不要问我是否言不由衷 为何你不懂 只要有爱就有痛 有一天你会知道 人生没有我并不会不同 人生已经太匆匆我好害怕总是泪眼朦胧 忘了我就没有痛 将往事留在风中

If you think getting sick in the weekend is bad enough, I have an assignment, tutorial and lab report to be submitted by next week, and searching literature reviews for my FYP title by Tuesday. Argh life suxx! Maybe because of the sickness, I don't think I'm really that good as what my lecturer said about me. Initially, I get a topic of speech under Miss Ooi for some reason, after some effort by Engr. YB, I finally get the title I wanted so badly: Motion Analysis of Badminton Racket during Smash. Right now, I don't even think that I can make a good job out of that. Haih... Halt!

This morning, when I was helping my dad for his credit card payment in the bank, I remembered a statement from my mum during our vacation in Guangzhou last June:... "Ah! Feel so easy to travel with grown-up children. The only role we have to play now is ATM machine. Wait until this girl (I was the only child traveled with them that time) starts to earn her own money in the future, the only thing we need to do then is spend their money and have fun!" I love my parents so much! =) Even though kena suan ...

This post is inspired by a bank staff called 任筱妍 and the bank's Duty Manager (I didn't get her name) who make me so happy and delighted in a foreign land. I would like to give my compliment to fellow customer service staffs all around the world =) I worked as a customer service before. I used to have a very good memory, I remembered most of my customers, even the ones who dropped by to replace a battery only. I used to remember their surname, their Polar HRM model, the previous problem of their HRM etc without looking at the files and documents. Some of them, I could recognize their voice on the phone already. This actually made some of my customers surprise and excited. However, there's a problem too. I like to pay attention at how a person serve their customers, so I became slightly sensitive when someone is serving me. Honestly, most of them annoyed me. =.= This morning, I went to China Construction Bank to activate the online banking service. It's my second visit t...